A Funny, Funny Place, Called Boulder

The City of Porcelain Penises is making big news again. Key members of Boulder’s (Co.) City Council are supporting a resolution calling for the impeachment of Bush 43 and Dick Cheney.

Here are some of the responses to this news from a local website. Some are really funny.

Quotes:

We need a website devoted to jokes about Boulder. Anyone want to start one? The problems with forest fires in Boulder is everyone sees the smoke and runs up to inhale it.

I would rather go hunting with Cheney than go on a drive with Kennedy.

“This is what happens when you let the inmates run the asylum”

Boulder is full of Boulderoids. Kind of like hemorrhoids, but a bigger pain the the a$$.

In other similarly important news, my family will decide at dinner this evening whether to draft and vote on a resolution to switch from two-ply toilet paper to quilted. We will keep you posted...

Boulder is like Colorado's mentally-challenged little brother. Once in a while he emits a strange noise, everyone looks, then goes back to what they were doing.

As a resident of Fort Collins, CO, I'd like to apologize to the nation for our retarded cousin to the south.

The drugged out rejects from the 60's, err Boulderites, have a long way to go before they catch up with their big brothers in Beserkley..

Looking at the above crime statistics I believe they should spend their time on them rather than living in dream land. Thank god for Roe v. Wade ... at least an additional 60 million liberal have been aborted.

Looks like the town of Boulder has been taken over by a bunch of Californicaters....

Now that the Democratic congress is investigating baseball, with NFL investigation to follow, it's appropriate for CO liberals to investigate/impeach President Bush. All I'm waiting for is to see what Madona has to say on the subject. BDS is rampant.

Glad I got out of Boulder. Sad for Colorado as a whole as it was a great place to grow up and live, but their stupidity is astounding!

Poor people of Boulder...don't you realize you're supposed to ski on the snow and NOT snort it!

The smart the stupid and then Boulder Council. Too bad!!!!

Bolder Council: Hey everybody!! Look at us - we're brain dead, self-important idiots!!!!

Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo. Next they will stop global warming by holding their breath in. Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo

Another example in a long list of accomplishments for Boulder; JonBenet Ramsey, Ward Churchhill, Boulder High School, Porcelain Penises, and now impeachment for the President & Vice President. Unbelievable & again highly embarrassing for Colorado!

How embarrassing for the sane people in Boulder. It's painful to watch a few idiots create such a stir. If the loonies would spend this much effort cleaning up their own city's problems, then you might have a newsworthy story.

Ward Churchill, an anti-Semitic, anti-American professor is considered a hero in Boulder while a president and vice president who free two nations from dictators and create democratic societies should be impeached?? One word...pathetic!

Is it possible to impeach Boulder?

This is what happens when a bunch of burned out, aging hippies become part of the establishment that they rebelled against in their misguided youth.

"Activist showing up at City Council meetings" is code for
"I don't have a... job, family, life, goals, God, clue, copy of the Constitution, brain..."