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RUSSIA IN MANEUVERS IMITATING NUCLEAR ATTACK ON POLAND
In September 2009, Russia carried out a military drill (together with their openly totalitarian appendix, Belarus) in which their “armed forces are said to have carried out "war games" in which
nuclear missiles were fired and troops practised an amphibious landing on the country's coast. “
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/6480227/Russia-simulates-nuclear-attack-on-Poland.html
Clearly it was a military provocation aimed at Poland, eventually the Czech republic. No other news outlet, except for the UK Telegraph, essentially wrote about it.
The question is WHY?
1. Why would the Russians get involved in such a provocative enterprise?
2. Why wouldn't any, or almost any news outlet talk about it. Why wouldn't any Western government politician, official, diplomat comment on it?
Answers:
Russia is desperately trying to project some power and influence so that the civilized world starts again to listen and take into account their position and interests.
This is why they cover for Iran and provide them (and North Korea) with nuclear (and other) technology. Try to counter American influence and hopefully become important again.
The West continues to (as politely as they can) ignore them anywhere it is possible.
What would this parody of “passive-aggressive” treatment lead to?
The answer is obvious – more and more trouble from the Russians.
What is the right policy?
Show some teeth :
1. Put them on notice that a trully united Europe (strategically) will cut Russian natural gas purchases and move to nuclear power (as the French soundly rely on)
2. Isolate them economically
3. Take military measures corresponding to such outrageously provocative behavior
As it was the case in the 1980s, the West won the Cold War against the Soviet block because Western Europe followed the US in their strategic counter-punch (deploying Pursching II and cruise missiles in then West Germany and other European countries).
Over the heads of the deranged Left thoughout W. Europe.
Now, the same deranged European Left had raised their ugly head, trying to sabotage the liberation of Iraq, the operation in Afghanistan and preventing Iran from becoming a nuclear player.
The same Leftist clowns are trying to help Palestinian (Hamas) and other Arab totalitarian and radical entities to damage, harm and eventually destroy Israel, which they don't even hide.
What the major European governments have been doing so far was to serve as a buffer of the leftist push, taking ambiguous positions, essentially burying their heads, everybody knows where. Take for example the shameful episode of the UK military personnel, taken hostages by the Iranians and the way the UK dealt with the crisis. Allowing the Iranian regime to lay out, before the eyes of the entire world a propaganda show at the expense of the British military.
Not that anybody takes the British military seriously these days, anyway.
One should wonder, if a pathologist opened any of these European politicians, would he find a backbone in there?
*** NEWS UPDATE ***EXCLUSIVE***
The staff of Dave’s Concubines, Inc., former WorldWide Pants, has just released the following statement regarding David Letterman's feats:
On behave of the entire staff of D’sC (WWP):
1. Sorry Regina Lasko, but you should understand. After all, you were one of us.
2. Nobody from the previous and current staff of
D’sC (WWP) has been fired. We are experienced professionals, on the top
of our game, and the management has been on top of our top on a regular
basis. That's why.
3. With regard to Mr. Craig Ferguson’s insistent
request for clarity vis-à-vis his WWP boss’s orientation, wink-wink,
the writing’s on the wall – don’t ask, don’t tell, wink-wink.
4. With regard to the vicious, degrading and totally unfounded rumor about a secret bedroom above the Ed Sullivan Theatre,
used by Dave and any of us – complete nonsense, complete nonsense.
Actually, we take offense. This
is a 9-bedroom, hi-end apartment, with state-of-the-art equipment and
everything necessary to properly stimulate, ... and stimulate, ... and stimulate the constantly deflating
creativity of our show.
5. Thank you NBC bosses, for kicking Jay out of
the picture and making us late night No.1. If there is anything we
could do for you, wink, wink ...
6. Hey, that’s not my leg! What’s going on here?
(kick in the chestnuts area) Aaaaargh! Oh, boss, sorry, didn't know it was you! It won’t
happen again. What? I’m fired? Oh, crap!
7. Dave, I want $7 mln., and that would be cash, no fake checks, Dave, no fake checks!
How Al Gore Saved Humanity From Global Frying*
The 43th President of the United States,
minus 537 hanging chads, that is:
has found the way to save
our CO2-choked planet from global frying:
St. Al is just about to publish the second part of his epochal treatise:
The Inconvenience Of An Intestinal Truth where he offers a cardinal solution to the greenhouse gases Armageddon.
As we all know, the greatest emitter of greenhouse fluids are our beloved cows, that naturally produce those in their stomachs and release through the more convenient end of their gastro-intestinal tracts.
So, how should humanity deal with this mortal methane threat?
After personally inventing the internet, the light bulb and the information superhighway, among others, Mr. Gore asked himself:
"How do I deal with those evil bovine abdomens?" Hmmmmm.
And the solution, both simple and elegant, as almost every work of genius is, dawned on
Mr. Al-the-Flatulence-Buster-Gore in less than a mili-second.
You simply collect the cattle-produced methane :
Al Gore, trying to catch the methane, threatening to fry our planet any moment
and use it as a fuel.
For this purpose, Mr. Gore invented a piece of equipment capable of utilizing this most powerful polluter:
And how do you catch the methane, you might ask?
Mr. Gore can find the answer to every environmental predicament in the nick of time:
Shortly after feeding them, you keep the cows in an air-sealed hangar, putting on them oxygen masks so they don't suffocate, and suck out the methane through a simple ventilation system right into the fuel tanks of Mr. Gore's Jet-Fueled Barbecue Grills.
The exhaust product of burning the methane is water. So you keep the greenhouse gases close to you, feed yourself (with the poor cows' babies) and produce some water.
It’s a win-win-win situation.
Now, St. Al is working on the next challenge:
Since he loves to travel with gas-guzzlers like this particular one:
the 43th (-537 chads) President is currently looking for ways to catch the oceans of greenhouse gases coming out of his Gulfstream.
* The author is actually supporting the idea for taking serious measures to limit greenhouse gases emissions regardless of how serious and urgent the threat is.
All these ideology-deranged "environmentalists" that shout their mouths off and at the same time ignore the just mentioned factual necessities simply need urgent psychiatric evaluation for ideology-induced schizophrenia and should be treated accordingly.
Environmental Feats
